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Yo mama is so ugly

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

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Faster than speed of light

whats faster than the speed of light yo mama chasin after a 5cent coin rolin down the hill

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Your momma

your momma is so fat, she has more chins than the hong kong phone book.

your momma is so big, when she went to the airport and told them she wanted to fly, they stamped goodyear on her ass and put her on a runway.

your momma is so fat, she uses a vcr as a beeper.

your momma is so fat, she influences the tide.

Your mother is so stupid, on her application under education she put HOOKED ON PHONICS

your momma is so stupid, she failed a blood test.

your momma is so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

your momma is so old, she proof read the ten commandments.

your momma is so stupid, on here application under sex, she put twice a week.

your momma is so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 miniutes.

your mommas so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on the soul train.

your momma is so dumb, she got fired from the M & M’s factory for throwing away all the W’s.

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Yo mama is so fat

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

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Your mama so fat

yo mama so fat when she went to the beach, everyone yelled….FREE WILLY!!!

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Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

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Yo Mama and airplanes

your mama so fat she can use airplanes as toys

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Yo mama so short…

Yo mama so short she jumped off the sidewalk to commit suicide.

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Coke Machine

Yo mama is like a coke machine–50 cent and you get the real thing.

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You so poor

your so poor the last time you had a hotmeal was when a rich man farted ha ha

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yo mamas so fat

yo mamas so fat you can make a coat out of her belly button lint

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Your momma

your momma is so fat when she sat on the rainbow it burst into skittles

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