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Q: How many Presidential

Q: How many Presidential family members does it take to screw in a light bulb in the White House?A: Two, Hillary for her office, Bill for the rest of the White House.

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Q: How many physiotherapists

Q: How many physiotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.

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Liberated Women

How many liberated women does it take to change a light bulbs?

Five. One to turn the bulb and four to form a support group.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw…

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do it and one to steady the chandelier.

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Q: How many efficiency

Q: How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?A: None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.

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Q: How many terrorists

Q: How many terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two: one to stage a suicide attack on the bulb and another to claim responsibility in phone call to the news media.

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How many suburbanites does it take to screw…

How many suburbanites does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but it has to look like every other light bulb on the block.

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Q: How many economists

Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.

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Q: How many software

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None: “We’ll document it in the manual.”

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Q: How many armies

Q: How many armies does it take to change a lightbulb?A: At least five. The Germans to start it, the French to give up really easily after only trying for a little while, the Italians to make a start, get nowhere, and then try again from the other side, the Americans to turn up late and finish it off and take all the credit, and the Swiss to pretend nothing out of the ordinary is happening.

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Q: How many sorority

Q: How many sorority sisters does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to change the bulb, and four to make T-shirts. And optionally, we may add one fraternity to start the “wet T-shirt” contest!

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Q: How many Daleks

Q: How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Daleks don’t change light bulbs, they level the building.

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