Two Mexicans got lost in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Jose says

“Hey , do you smell what I smell. Smelling like bacon, I theenk.”

“Si, Mario, eet sure smells like bacon. ”

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There’s raw bacon, there’s fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon … Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

“Jose, Jose, we ees saved. Ees a bacon and it is tree.”

“Mario, maybe ees a miracle? We ees in the desert don’t forget.”

“Jpse, since when deed you ever hear of a imagination that smell like bacon…ees no imagination, ees a bacon tree.”

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Jose crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Jose with his dying breath,

“Jose… Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!”

“Mario, Mario My amigo… What ees it? ”

“Jose.. Ees not a bacon tree.

It is a Ham Bush….”

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